{"product_id":"neurodivergent-shit-pen-set-funny-adhd-ballpoint-pens","title":"Neurodivergent Shit Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens for Beautifully Wired Brains","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose brain runs on a different operating system — faster, louder, more creative, and occasionally wildly off-task in the most spectacular ways. The Neurodivergent Shit Pen Set is five smooth-writing black ink ballpoint pens for the most beautifully wired person in your store, and they have been waiting for something that gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing phrases for the beautifully, chaotically wired:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_ce3d2614866f91e1-24\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-649\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-648 citation-649 citation-end-649\"\u003eWAIT, I FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT BE JOKING BUT I CAN'T TELL\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-648 citation-end-648\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container luminous-sources ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button multiple-button 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class=\"button multiple-button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelatable stationery:\u003c\/b\u003e Hilarious everyday phrases celebrating the chaotic, creative reality of neurodivergent life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmooth black ink:\u003c\/b\u003e Reliable ballpoint pens for hyperfocus journaling, brainstorming, or capturing sudden bursts of brilliant ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect gift idea:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for friends, coworkers, students, or anyone with ADHD, autism, or a beautifully unique brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEye-catching packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes presented on a bold, retail-ready illustrated backer card designed for immediate recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re treating yourself or surprising someone whose brain works differently, this set is a funny way to feel completely seen and understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift-ready: Great for birthdays, office humor, student gifts, holiday stocking stuffers, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e3. Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSet Includes:\u003c\/b\u003e 5 black ink retractable ballpoint pens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInk Color:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth black ink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, retail-ready illustrated backer card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTheme:\u003c\/b\u003e Neurodivergence, ADHD, and different-brain humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable plastic casing with click top and pocket clip\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55418493829419,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/NeurodivergentShitPenSet.webp?v=1788468274","url":"https:\/\/www.1892emporium.com\/products\/neurodivergent-shit-pen-set-funny-adhd-ballpoint-pens","provider":"1892 Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}