{"title":"Pens with Opinions","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"pen-set-dog-lovers","title":"Pen Set - Dog Lovers  Funny Dog Lover Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Hilarious Quotes","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny Dog Lover Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Hilarious Quotes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eThis thoughtful and witty pen set is sure to bring a smile to any dog lover’s face! Featuring five high-quality black ink ballpoint pens, each showcases a hilarious dog-inspired saying that perfectly captures the joy of life with pups.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEach pen features a playful quote:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eDOGS \u0026gt; PEOPLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eASK ME ABOUT MY DOG\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSORRY I CAN’T, I HAVE PLANS WITH MY DOG\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHI, CAN I PET YOUR DOG?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eDOGS ARE CHEAPER THAN THERAPY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003ePerfect gift for dog lovers: Great for birthdays, holidays, stocking stuffers, or just because.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth black ink: Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday writing, journaling, or note-taking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eConversation starter: Adds personality to your desk, planner, or pen cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHumor + utility: A practical pen set that doubles as a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhether you’re jotting down notes, signing off on vet appointments, or doodling while your furry friend naps nearby, this pen set is the paw-fect way to celebrate your love of dogs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157179666731,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Dog_Lovers_Pen_Set.png?v=1736968120"},{"product_id":"pen-set-cat-lovers","title":"Pen Set - Cat Lovers Funny Cat Lover Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Hilarious Quotes","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny Cat Lover Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Hilarious Quotes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eThis gift-worthy pen set is sure to delight any cat lover! Featuring five high-quality black ink ballpoint pens, each showcases a witty cat-inspired saying that perfectly captures the joys (and quirks) of feline life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEach pen features a hilarious quote:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCATS \u0026gt; PEOPLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eASK ME ABOUT MY CAT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSORRY I’M LATE, MY CAT WAS NAPPING ON ME\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI JUST WANT TO PET ALL THE CATS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCATS ARE CHEAPER THAN THERAPY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003ePerfect gift for cat lovers: Great for birthdays, holidays, stocking stuffers, or just because.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth black ink: Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday writing, journaling, or note-taking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eConversation starter: Adds personality to your desk, planner, or pen cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHumor + utility: A practical pen set that doubles as a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhether you’re jotting down notes, signing off on cat adoption papers, or doodling while your feline friend naps nearby, this pen set is the purr-fect way to celebrate your love of cats.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157180027179,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Cat_Lovers_Pen_Set.png?v=1736970210"},{"product_id":"pen-set-anxiety","title":"Pen Set - Anxiety  Funny Anxiety Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Relatable Quotes","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny Anxiety Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Relatable Quotes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEmbrace humor in the face of anxiety with this set of five black ink ballpoint pens. Each pen offers a witty, lighthearted way to acknowledge the challenges of overthinking and worrying, making them a thoughtful gift for yourself or anyone who can relate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEach pen features a relatable phrase:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eOMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eBRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCAN’T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eRelatable humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e: Perfect for students, coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a laugh about life’s stress.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth black ink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e: Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday writing, journaling, or note-taking.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eConversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e: Adds personality to your desk, planner, or pen cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eGift-ready\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e: Great for birthdays, office parties, stocking stuffers, or self-care packages.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eThese pens aren’t just stationery — they’re solidarity in ink. A playful reminder that sometimes the best way to cope is to laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157185728811,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Anxiety_Pen_Set.png?v=1736968538"},{"product_id":"pen-set-affirmations","title":"Pen Set - Affirmations  Affirmation Pen Set – Inspiring Ballpoint Pens with Positive Quotes","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eAffirmation Pen Set – Inspiring Ballpoint Pens with Positive Quotes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003ePerfect for boosting your mindset or gifting to someone who could use a little extra encouragement, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens delivers daily affirmations with every note you write. Smooth, practical, and uplifting, these pens are more than stationery — they’re reminders of strength and self-love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEach pen features an empowering affirmation:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI WILL TALK TO MYSELF LIKE SOMEONE I LOVE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI AM BOTH A MASTERPIECE AND A WORK IN PROGRESS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI WILL EXIST ON MY OWN DAMN TERMS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI AM CAPABLE OF DOING HARD THINGS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI WILL NOT BE AFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eDaily motivation: A simple way to keep positivity close at hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth black ink: Reliable ballpoint pens for journaling, note-taking, or everyday writing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eThoughtful gift idea: Perfect for friends, coworkers, students, or anyone who needs encouragement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eStylish + functional: Adds personality and inspiration to your desk, planner, or pen cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhether you’re writing to-do lists, journaling your thoughts, or signing off on big dreams, this pen set is a powerful reminder that you are capable, worthy, and unstoppable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157188710699,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Affirmations_Pen_set.png?v=1736968820"},{"product_id":"pen-set-complimentary","title":"Pen Set - Complimentary   Positive Affirmation Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Compliments","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003ePositive Affirmation Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Compliments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSpread good vibes wherever you write with this set of five black ink ballpoint pens, each featuring a heartfelt compliment designed to brighten someone’s day. Perfect for work, school, or gifting, these pens combine smooth writing with uplifting messages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEach pen includes a cheerful phrase:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYOU’RE VERY EASY TO LIKE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYOU’RE HAVING AN AMAZING HAIR DAY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYOU ARE APPRECIATED BIG TIME\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYOUR JOKES ARE HILARIOUS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYOU ARE CRAZY MEGA SMART\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eMood-boosting stationery: A daily reminder that positivity matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth black ink: Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003ePerfect gift idea: Great for coworkers, students, teachers, or friends who deserve a smile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eVersatile use: Ideal for journaling, note-taking, or adding joy to your desk setup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhether you’re treating yourself or surprising someone special, this pen set is a simple way to spread kindness and laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eGift-ready: Great for birthdays, office parties, stocking stuffers, or just because.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157200507179,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Complimentary_Pen_Set.png?v=1736968954"},{"product_id":"pen-set-people-suck","title":"Pen Set - People Suck  Funny “Anti-People” Pen Set – Sarcastic Ballpoint Pens","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny “Anti-People” Pen Set – Sarcastic Ballpoint Pens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFor those days when people just aren’t your vibe, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens says what you’re really thinking — with humor that hits home. Perfect for work, school, or anywhere you need a little sarcasm to survive the chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEach pen features a witty phrase:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eDO YOU EVER JUST LOOK AT PEOPLE AND THINK, NO THANKS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI USED TO BE A PEOPLE PERSON BUT PEOPLE RUINED THAT FOR ME\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eTODAY WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL, PEOPLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eNETFLIX AND AVOID PEOPLE?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eOK BUT WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eRelatable humor: Perfect gift for coworkers, students, teachers, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth black ink: Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday writing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eConversation starter: Adds personality to your desk, planner, or pen cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157208207659,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/People_Suck_Pen_Set.png?v=1736969343"},{"product_id":"pen-set-wine-lovers","title":"Pen Set - Wine Lovers  Funny Wine Lover Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Witty Quotes","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny Wine Lover Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Witty Quotes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFor those who take their wine seriously (but love to laugh about it), this set of five black ink ballpoint pens is the perfect blend of function and fun. Each pen features a witty wine-inspired saying that every vino enthusiast can relate to:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCORKS ARE FOR QUITTERS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSAVE WATER, DRINK WINE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWINE IS A KEY PART OF MY PERSONALITY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHOME IS WHERE THE WINE IS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eIF I GO MISSING PUT MY FACE ON WINE BOTTLES SO MY FRIENDS KNOW\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhy you’ll love them\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003ePerfect gift for wine lovers: Great for birthdays, holidays, hostess gifts, or wine night favors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth black ink: Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday writing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eConversation starter: Adds personality to your desk, purse, or planner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHumor + utility: A practical pen set that doubles as a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhether you’re jotting down tasting notes, signing receipts at the wine bar, or just doodling while sipping your favorite red, these pens bring joy to every glass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157213876523,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Wine_Lovers_Pen_Set.png?v=1736969559"},{"product_id":"pen-set-days-of-the-week","title":"Pen Set - Days of the Week   Funny Workweek Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Sarcastic Sayings","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny Workweek Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Sarcastic Sayings \u003c\/b\u003eFor those who need a little extra humor to survive the grind, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens delivers the perfect dose of sass for every day of the week. Each pen features a bold, tongue‑in‑cheek quote that perfectly matches the mood:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMother Freaking Monday\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eToo Tired to Function Tuesday\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy the Heck Is It Only Wednesday\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis Totally Sucks Thursday\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinally Freakin’ Friday\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens make jotting notes, signing papers, or tackling to‑do lists a little more entertaining. They’re the ultimate gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who can relate to the weekly struggle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAdd a splash of humor to your desk and let your pens do the talking — because laughter makes the workweek easier to handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157220299051,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Days_of_the_Week_Pen_Set.png?v=1736969834"},{"product_id":"pen-set-over-it","title":"Pen Set - Over It  Funny Ballpoint Pen Set – Relatable Quotes for Everyday Chaos","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny Ballpoint Pen Set – Relatable Quotes for Everyday Chaos\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eWhen you’re \u003ci\u003edone with it all\u003c\/i\u003e, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens says exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to. Perfect for work, school, or home, these pens combine smooth writing with a dose of comic relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEach pen features a witty phrase:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePLEASE STOP ASKING ME TO DO THINGS\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I DON’T WANT TO\" – A NOVEL BY ME\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eI’M JUST SO OVER ALL THE THINGS\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHAT’S A NO FROM ME\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eHOW AM I EXPECTED TO LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE IN THESE CONDITIONS?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRelatable humor\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect gift for coworkers, students, teachers, or anyone who’s “over it.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSmooth black ink\u003c\/b\u003e: Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday writing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eConversation starter\u003c\/b\u003e: Adds personality to your desk, planner, or pen cup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift-ready\u003c\/b\u003e: Great for birthdays, office parties, stocking stuffers, or just because.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eBring a laugh and a sense of solidarity to anyone who feels like saying \u003ci\u003e“no thanks”\u003c\/i\u003e to the chaos of life. These pens aren’t just stationery — they’re a mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157226131755,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Over_It_Pen_Set.png?v=1736970097"},{"product_id":"pen-set-motivational-pen-set-for-badass-babes","title":"Pen Set - Motivational   Fierce Motivational Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Bold Quotes","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e Fierce Motivational Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Bold Quotes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eIf Fun Club is doing motivational, it’s going to be \u003ci\u003eour way\u003c\/i\u003e — loud, proud, and unapologetically fierce. This set of five black ink ballpoint pens delivers the kind of encouragement that doesn’t whisper… it roars. Perfect for anyone who thrives on attitude, grit, and a little profanity with their pep talk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEach pen features a powerful statement:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eONE HELL OF A WOMAN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eUNFUCKWITHABLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYOU ARE WILDLY, FIERCELY, AND INCREDIBLY CAPABLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYOU CAN FUCKING DO THIS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYOU ARE A GODDAMN FORCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhy you’ll love them\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eUnapologetic motivation: A daily reminder that you’re unstoppable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSmooth black ink: Reliable ballpoint pens for journaling, note-taking, or everyday writing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eGift-ready: Perfect stocking stuffer, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or holiday surprise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eConversation starter: Adds personality and punch to your desk, planner, or pen cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eThese pens aren’t just stationery — they’re a rallying cry. Whether you’re gifting them or keeping them for yourself, they’re the ultimate blend of utility and badass energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157230555435,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Motivational_Pen_Set_For_Badass_Babes.png?v=1736970377"},{"product_id":"pen-set-demotivational","title":"Pen Set - Demotivational  Demotional Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Brutally Honest Sayings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHarsh Truths Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Brutally Honest Sayings \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFor those moments when you just need to embrace the struggle, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens delivers the harsh truths we all secretly think. Each pen features a sarcastic, self‑deprecating phrase that adds humor to the daily grind:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYou’ve Already Peaked\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eEveryone Is Judging You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYou’re for Sure Getting Fired\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eThat Idea Is Garbage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYour Face Is Weird\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens bring a dose of honesty and laughter to note‑taking, journaling, or tackling endless to‑do lists. Perfect for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm, this pen set is a hilarious gift that makes surviving the chaos just a little easier.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157234225451,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Demotivational_Pen_Set.png?v=1736970674"},{"product_id":"pen-set-customer-service","title":"Pen Set - Customer Service Funny Customer Service Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Relatable Sayings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny Customer Service Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Relatable Sayings \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFor those days in customer service when you just need to laugh it off, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens says it all. Each pen features a witty phrase that perfectly captures the daily grind of dealing with customers:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eThe Customer Is Always Wrong\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eOutward Smiles, Inward Screams\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eSorry, I’m on My Break\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI Don’t Know. I Just Work Here\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHere to Help! JK, Please Leave Me Alone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens add humor to note‑taking, paperwork, or tackling endless tasks with a smile (or at least pretending to). They’re the perfect gift for anyone in the customer service industry—or anyone who’s ever had to fake a smile while internally screaming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157237207339,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Screenshot2025-01-15at11.38.13AM.png?v=1736970765"},{"product_id":"pen-set-nurses","title":"Pen Set - Nurses  Funny Nurse Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Hilarious Sayings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eF\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny Nurse Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Hilarious Sayings \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFor the hardworking nurses who have truly seen it all, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens delivers the perfect mix of humor and reality. Each pen features a cheeky phrase designed to bring a smile during even the busiest shifts:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI KNOW I LOOK TIRED, THANKS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI MISS SITTING DOWN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHERE TO SAVE YOUR BUTT, NOT KISS IT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eBEST. FREAKING. NURSE. EVER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCAN’T FIX STUPID, BUT WE CAN SEDATE IT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these pens make writing notes, charts, and reminders a little more fun. They’re the perfect gift for nurses, healthcare professionals, or medical students who appreciate a good laugh while embracing the chaos of hospital life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWhether for Nurse Appreciation Week, graduation, or just because, this novelty pen set is a practical and playful way to show support for the heroes in scrubs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157245301035,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Nurses_Pen_Set.png?v=1736970988"},{"product_id":"pen-set-bachelorette","title":"Pen Set - Bachelarette    Bachelorette Party Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Funny Bridal Sayings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eBachelorette Party Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Funny Bridal Sayings \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFor the bride‑to‑be and her crew, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens is sure to bring the party! Each pen features a cheeky phrase that adds the perfect dose of sass and humor to the celebration:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eYAAAAASSSS!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eRIP Your Slutty Years\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eWOO! Same Genitals Forever!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eTalk About a Ho Into a Housewife\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eLet’s Get Weird!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens are perfect for bachelorette parties, bridal showers, or as a hilarious gift for the bride who’s ready to celebrate in style. Whether you’re planning a wild night out or a fun bridal brunch, this pen set is a playful keepsake that will make the festivities unforgettable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157248381227,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Bachelorette_Pen_Set.png?v=1736971156"},{"product_id":"pen-set-teacher","title":"Pen Set - Teacher  Funny Teacher Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Classroom Humor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny Teacher Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Classroom Humor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFor the dedicated teacher who knows the grind, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens speaks the truth about life in the classroom. Each pen features a witty saying that captures the ups and downs of teaching:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCoffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eDreaming of Summer Break\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eGrade Now, Cry Later\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI Teach Therefore I Drink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eTeaching for the Money and Fame\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens add laughter to lesson planning, grading, and staff meetings. They’re the perfect gift for educators who need a little humor to get through the school year, bringing a smile and a laugh to any teacher’s classroom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157253460267,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Teachers_Pen_Set.png?v=1736971237"},{"product_id":"pen-set-mama","title":"Pen Set - MAMA   Hot Mess Mom Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Funny Motherhood Sayings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003eHot Mess Mom Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Funny Motherhood Sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003e For the mom who’s juggling it all, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens captures the realness of motherhood with unapologetic humor. Each pen features a cheeky phrase that speaks to the chaos and love of parenting:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003eAll Aboard the Hot Mess Express\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003eDon’t Make Mommy Be a B\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003etch*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003eI Love My Ahole Children**\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003eWelcome to the Sh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003et Show*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003eMom! Mommy! Mama! Mumma! Mum!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003e Crafted for everyday use, these novelty pens are perfect for grocery lists, school notes, or tackling endless to‑do lists with a laugh. They make a hilarious and relatable gift for moms who’ve been there, done that, and survived the wild ride of parenthood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157260734763,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Mama_Pen_Set.png?v=1736971521"},{"product_id":"pen-set-reminders","title":"Pen Set - Reminders  Bold Mantra Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Daily Affirmations","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eBold Mantra Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Daily Affirmations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e Empower yourself every day with these bold mantras! This set of five black ink ballpoint pens is your reminder to live your best life with confidence and focus. Each pen features a fierce affirmation designed to keep you motivated:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI Will Not Let a Douchebag Ruin My Day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI Will Drink My Damn Water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI Will Manifest That Sh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003et*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI Will No Longer Be Available for Bullsh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003et*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; margin: 0in 0in 0in .5in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e        \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI Will Inhale the Good Sh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003et and Exhale the Bad Sht**\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens are perfect for journaling, note‑taking, or tackling to‑do lists with attitude. Whether you’re at work, school, or simply navigating life’s chaos, this pen set is a practical and empowering gift for anyone who loves daily affirmations with a dose of sass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157265387819,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Daily_Reminders_Pen_Set.png?v=1736971741"},{"product_id":"pen-set-parenting","title":"Pen Set - Parenting  Funny Parent Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Relatable Sayings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny Parent Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Relatable Sayings \u003c\/b\u003eFor the parents who know the real struggle, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens brings humor to the chaos of raising kids. Each pen features a witty phrase that perfectly captures the ups and downs of parenthood:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIt Takes a Village and a Vineyard\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSorry I’m Late, I Have Kids\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eI Love My Ungrateful Children\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy Parenting Style Is Called Survivalist\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRIP Sleeping In\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens add laughter to grocery lists, school notes, or endless to‑do lists. They’re the perfect gift for moms, dads, or any parent who needs a good laugh while navigating the wild ride of raising kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157268893995,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Parenting_Pen_Set.png?v=1736971827"},{"product_id":"pen-set-adulthood","title":"Pen Set - Adulthood  Reluctant Adult Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Funny Sayings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReluctant Adult Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Funny Sayings \u003c\/b\u003eFor those days when adulthood feels like a trap, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens speaks the truth about navigating grown‑up life. Each pen features a witty, sarcastic phrase that perfectly captures the struggle:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eVery Reluctant Adult\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrowing Up Was the Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLover of Cancelled Plans\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eI Need an Adultier Adult\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo Much for Knowing Everything When I’m Older\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens add humor to note‑taking, journaling, or tackling endless to‑do lists. Perfect for anyone still figuring it all out, they make a fun and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a dose of sarcasm with their stationery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157273940267,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Adulthood_Pen_Set.png?v=1736972072"},{"product_id":"pen-set-college-1","title":"Pen Set - College  Funny College Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens for Students \u0026amp; Grads","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny College Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens for Students \u0026amp; Grads \u003c\/b\u003eFor the student balancing caffeine, cramming, and chaos, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens captures the college experience perfectly. Each pen features a witty saying that speaks to the ups and downs of campus life:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTU(DYING)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLucky Exam Pen\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIt’s Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fine.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMay Your College Memories Last as Long as Your Student Loans\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Early Morning Class Was a Bad Idea\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens are the perfect companion for late‑night study sessions, early‑morning lectures, or just surviving college life with a sense of humor. They make a thoughtful and practical gift for students, recent grads, or anyone who remembers the struggle of higher education.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157503578411,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/College_Pen_Set.png?v=1736978813"},{"product_id":"pen-set-baddie","title":"Pen Set - Baddie   Baddie Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Fierce Sayings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBaddie Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens with Fierce Sayings Unleash your inner baddie \u003c\/b\u003ewith this bold set of five black ink ballpoint pens that radiate confidence and style. Each pen features a sassy, empowering phrase designed to remind you daily that you’re unstoppable:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBaddie Is a State of Mind\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eI Can’t Help It That I’m Hot and Smart\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDoing My Best, No Stress, Screw the Rest\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMain Character Energy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBaddest Babe in Town\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens are perfect for jotting notes, signing documents, or adding a dose of attitude to your desk. Whether you’re a boss babe, queen of confidence, or simply someone who owns every room they walk into, this pen set is the ultimate accessory for fierce self‑expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157509247275,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Baddie_Pen_Set.png?v=1736978971"},{"product_id":"pen-set-busy-bitch","title":"Pen Set - Busy Bitch   Funny Multitasker Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens for Boss Babes \u0026amp; Go‑Getters","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"a8964190-342e-4b79-93b2-24182012c9f0\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFunny Multitasker Ballpoint Pen Set – 5 Black Ink Pens for Boss Babes \u0026amp; Go‑Getters \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eFor the unstoppable multitasker who juggles it all with style, this set of five black ink ballpoint pens is here to keep up with your hustle. Each pen features a bold, cheeky saying that speaks to your busy life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI NEED ANOTHER ME\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI’VE GOT SH\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eT TO DO*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eBUSY B\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eTCH*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eI CAN ONLY HELP ONE PERSON A DAY. THAT PERSON IS ME\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eHOT AND CAPABLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these novelty pens are perfect for jotting notes, signing documents, or tackling to‑do lists with flair. 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Each pen features a fun, uplifting message that reminds her just how incredible she is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eForget Mom of the Year, You’re Mom of the Century\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDamn. Good. Mom.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow Can One Person Do So Much and Still Look So Good?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou Are Appreciated Big Time\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eYou Make Mommin’ Look Easy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eCrafted for everyday use, these pens are both practical and inspiring, making them perfect for jotting notes, signing papers, or keeping as a daily reminder of her strength and love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eWhether for Mother’s Day, birthdays, holidays, or just because, this novelty pen set is a thoughtful gift that shows appreciation in style. Because she deserves it all — and then some!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50157538836779,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Mom_of_the_Century_Pen_Set.png?v=1736979619"},{"product_id":"menopause-perimenopause-pen-set-funny-ballpoint-pens","title":"Menopause \u0026 Perimenopause Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Real Talk","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the woman who suddenly finds herself sweating through meetings, irritated by harmless noises, and wondering why nobody prepared her for this stage of life. The Menopause \u0026amp; Perimenopause Pen Set is five smooth-writing black ink ballpoint pens that perfectly capture the humor, frustration, and solidarity that come with the hormonal roller coaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether she’s deep in perimenopause, fully embracing menopause, or shopping for a friend who is, this set delivers the kind of laugh that comes from feeling completely understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pen includes a candid phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT DOESN’T KILL ME PISSES ME OFF\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHY IS EVERYONE CHEWING SO LOUD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE AUDACITY OF EVERYONE AROUND ME TO EXIST\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWOMEN OF A CERTAIN RAGE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMEN COULD NEVER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelatable stationery: A daily dose of humor that makes you feel completely seen and understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmooth black ink: Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday note-taking, journaling, or office work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect gift idea: Great for friends, coworkers, moms, or sisters navigating midlife with honesty and laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEye-catching packaging: Comes presented on a bold illustrated backer card with retro graphics and hot pink flames.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re treating yourself through a hot flash or surprising a friend who needs a laugh, this set is a hilarious way to embrace the rage together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift-ready: Great for birthdays, office humor, holiday stocking stuffers, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55418480558379,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/menopause.webp?v=1788466235"},{"product_id":"thrift-lover-pen-set-funny-vintage-ballpoint-pens","title":"Thrift Lover Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens for Secondhand Obsessives","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who considers Saturday morning thrifting a spiritual practice and has never once paid full retail price. 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The Bird Nerd Pen Set is five smooth-writing black ink ballpoint pens designed for the most enthusiastically feathered customer in your store — and there are more of them than you think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing phrases every birder has thought (or shouted):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEASILY DISTRACTED BY BIRDS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTALK BIRDY TO ME\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBIRD NERD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMAY YOU SEE A NEW BIRD DAILY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI CAN DEFINITELY NAME THAT BIRD CALL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelatable stationery:\u003c\/b\u003e Hilarious everyday phrases celebrating the ultimate passion for backyard birding and field watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmooth black ink:\u003c\/b\u003e Reliable ballpoint pens for logging life lists, taking field notes, or journaling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect gift idea:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for bird watchers, nature enthusiasts, science lovers, and backyard birders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEye-catching packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes presented on a bold, nature-forward illustrated backer card ready for gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re treating yourself before a spring migration trip or surprising your favorite natural-born birder, this set is a funny way to celebrate nature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift-ready: Great for birthdays, spring gifts, holiday stocking stuffers, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e3. 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The Book Lovers Pen Set is five smooth-writing black ink ballpoint pens for the most devoted reader in your store — and their whole book club is going to want one too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing phrases every reader has said with their whole chest:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIT'S NOT HOARDING IF IT'S BOOKS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI CAN'T COME, I AM EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED BY MY BOOK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMY \"TO BE READ\" PILE IS BIGGER THAN MY BANK ACCOUNT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE BOOK WAS BETTER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE BIGGEST LIE I TELL MYSELF IS \"JUST ONE MORE CHAPTER\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelatable stationery:\u003c\/b\u003e Hilarious everyday phrases celebrating the ultimate passion for reading and literary culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmooth black ink:\u003c\/b\u003e Reliable ballpoint pens for annotating, journaling, or taking book club notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect gift idea:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for bookworms, bibliophiles, librarians, and the BookTok community.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEye-catching packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes presented on a bold, literary-inspired illustrated backer card ready for gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re treating yourself after finishing a five-star read or surprising your favorite book club member, this set brings big BookTok energy and bookshop charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift-ready: Great for birthdays, holiday stocking stuffers, book club swaps, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e3. Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSet Includes:\u003c\/b\u003e 5 black ink retractable ballpoint pens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInk Color:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth black ink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Literary-themed retail-ready illustrated backer card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTheme:\u003c\/b\u003e Reading, books, and bibliophile humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable plastic casing with click top and pocket clip\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55418488848683,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/book_lover.webp?v=1788467869"},{"product_id":"holy-shit-youre-amazing-pen-set-uplifting-ballpoint-pens","title":"Holy Shit You're Amazing Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens with Compliments","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who deserves to hear how appreciated they are a little more often. The Holy Shit You’re Amazing Pen Set is five smooth-writing black ink ballpoint pens filled with the kind of compliments people think every day but don’t always say out loud. Funny, heartfelt, and unexpectedly meaningful, it’s the perfect reminder that encouragement never goes out of style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re celebrating a friendship, thanking a coworker, cheering someone on, or simply reminding someone how much they matter, this set turns everyday stationery into a small but memorable act of kindness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing phrases:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHOW LUCKY I AM TO KNOW YOU\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYOU’RE JUST SO DAMN GREAT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYOU ARE EVERYTHING GOOD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYOU MAKE THE WORLD SO MUCH BETTER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’M A VERY BIG FAN OF YOU\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUplifting stationery:\u003c\/b\u003e Daily reminders that spread positive vibes, encouragement, and real appreciation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmooth black ink:\u003c\/b\u003e Reliable ballpoint pens for everyday note-taking, journaling, or desktop setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect gift idea:\u003c\/b\u003e Great for best friends, coworkers, teachers, partners, or anyone who deserves a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEye-catching packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Packaged on a cheerful illustrated card featuring sunny colors and playful typography.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re treating yourself or surprising someone special, this pen set is a simple way to spread kindness and heartfelt appreciation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift-ready: Great for birthdays, thank you gifts, teacher appreciation, office encouragement, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e3. Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSet Includes:\u003c\/b\u003e 5 black ink retractable ballpoint pens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInk Color:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth black ink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Bright sunny-themed retail-ready illustrated backer card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTheme:\u003c\/b\u003e Compliments, friendship, and positive encouragement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable plastic casing with click top and pocket clip\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"1892 Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55418492191019,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/7596\/5483\/files\/Holy_shit_you_re_amazing_pen_set.webp?v=1788468043"},{"product_id":"neurodivergent-shit-pen-set-funny-adhd-ballpoint-pens","title":"Neurodivergent Shit Pen Set – Ballpoint Pens for Beautifully Wired Brains","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose brain runs on a different operating system — faster, louder, more creative, and occasionally wildly off-task in the most spectacular ways. The Neurodivergent Shit Pen Set is five smooth-writing black ink ballpoint pens for the most beautifully wired person in your store, and they have been waiting for something that gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing phrases for the beautifully, chaotically wired:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_ce3d2614866f91e1-24\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-649\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-648 citation-649 citation-end-649\"\u003eWAIT, I FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT BE JOKING BUT I CAN'T TELL\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-648 citation-end-648\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container luminous-sources ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button multiple-button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_ce3d2614866f91e1-25\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-647\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-646 citation-647 citation-end-647\"\u003eYOU MEAN NOT EVERYONE THINKS LIKE THAT?\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-646 citation-end-646\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container luminous-sources ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button multiple-button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_ce3d2614866f91e1-26\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-645\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644 citation-645 citation-end-645\"\u003eOK BUT WHY ARE ALL THE SOUNDS SO LOUD?\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644 citation-end-644\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container luminous-sources ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button multiple-button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_ce3d2614866f91e1-27\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642 citation-643 citation-end-643\"\u003eHYPER FOCUSED OR FERAL ANIMAL ARE MY 2 STATES\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642 citation-end-642\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container luminous-sources ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button multiple-button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_ce3d2614866f91e1-28\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-640\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-640 citation-641 citation-end-641\"\u003eEXCUSE ME WHILE I ATTEMPT ONE TASK AND GET SIDE\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-640 citation-end-640\"\u003eTRACKED\u003csup class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container luminous-sources ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button multiple-button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy you’ll love them:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelatable stationery:\u003c\/b\u003e Hilarious everyday phrases celebrating the chaotic, creative reality of neurodivergent life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmooth black ink:\u003c\/b\u003e Reliable ballpoint pens for hyperfocus journaling, brainstorming, or capturing sudden bursts of brilliant ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect gift 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